All cat owners know that you never leave your food unattended for even a minute.
“Sandwich? What sandwich? Your plate? I have no idea where you put your plate! What are you asking me for?”
(P.S. I was going to erase the title of the magazine under the plate, but I decided not. People might think it was some sort of “girlie” magazine! It is actually “Pinocchio—Vampire Slayer.” After reading through the “Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle” again, about the motion and position of quantum particles, I needed to switch to some lighter reading for a break.)